Life Plan #1

I hand in a seven-page single-spaced resignation letter to my shocked boss and walk out.  I get an ice cream cone (mint chocolate chip) from Baskin Robbins and ride my bike home.  (note to self:  ride your bike to work that day).  I get a job as a housekeeper/barista/waitress/bartender and wear ripped jeans and tee shirts with text on them every day.  I wear headbands and pull my hair back in ponytails so little soft tendrils fall down the sides.  I blow them off my forehead as I dust/foam/fry/shake.  I keep riding my bike to work every day.  I’m poor.

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