Benefits of Being Queen of England:
Hearing millions sing about God saving you
Hats
Handbags
Scowling whenever you want to
Parties in the Palace
Parades
Not having to shake hands with strangers
Getting to marry your hot cousin without people thinking it’s weird
Getting 2,500 wedding presents for you and your new husband cousin
Taking credit for naming your kids Prince before it was considered cool
Leaving the hard political work for the Prime Minister
Downsides:
Getting shot at while you’re just minding your own business, riding a horse
The husband cousin has some shady Nazi links
No hugs, ever
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