‘Tis a far, far better thing to live a fake online life than a real one. With the a little free time and some Photoshop, you can become the person you always admired through his living room window. You BBM ladies that you are a 6′4″ investor with a goatee and Swedish accent, when in reality the only body hair you have is the cat fur gathering on your shoulders as Missy and Twinkle paw at the laptop. You won’t ever meet ladies in person, but that’s okay—just the thought of being intimate with someone gives you immediate diarrhea.
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