When the fiancée says, lilacs or lilies or roses?
When the realtor says, what’s your bottom line?
When the insurance man says, how many drinks per week?
When the wife says, what do you think of the suburbs?
When the daughter says, when it’s hot out, do chickens lay scrambled eggs?
When the son says, how fast do you think I can eat this corndog?
When the vet says, how long has he been scratching like that?
When the coworker says, how many blondes to screw in a lightbulb?
When the boss says, just how much are we talking here?
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